"What is your go-to non-offensive excuse to politely decline a meeting that should have been an email?"

"What is your actual work-from-home uniform right now, vs what your camera sees?"

"If you had to write a quarterly performance review for your pet coworker, what would it say?"

"What is the weirdest sound your microphone has accidentally broadcast to a meeting?"

"Grab the closest item on your desk right now and tell us the weird story behind it."